Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Writers Block Short Story Fiction

Short Story Fiction (Writer's Block)

Writer's block is defined as a condition, associated with writing as a profession, in which an author loses the ability to produce new work. The condition varies widely in intensity. It can be trivial, a temporary difficulty in dealing with the task at hand. At the other extreme, some "blocked" writers have been unable to work for years on end, and some have even abandoned their careers.

I guess you can say I am guilty of having it. However I don't believe my writer's block has much to do with my lack of imagination, rather, the time I have wasted on social sites such as facebook and twitter.

I thought that by shutting down my facebook account(which I did by the way), it would help me to finish my Short Story "No Religion". However, what happened is that I found myself using Twitter more often to compensate for my lost facebook time.

When you are paid to write as I am, it is your duty not only to your readers, but to your bank account, to well---write. Instead of shutting down my Twitter Account, which I have done in the past. One time losing 15k followers, the second time losing roughly 3k. I will attempt to balance my writing career, all the while interacting with my followers.

I believe a tweet that says simply "Writing" will allow me to attain my goal :)
What do you think?

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Friday, July 23, 2010

10,000 People Can't Be Wrong

I would like to thank all the kindle users who have downloaded my fiction short story Escaping The Rain to their kindle. If I could, I would send all 10,000+ of you personal thank you messages.

I never dreamed I would experience success of this magnitude with writing. I was always praised on my writing ability from as early as I can remember via teachers. However, I believe it is my snappy writing style and word of mouth from social websites such as twitter, and facebook which has help drive sales.

I make people laugh. My character Nick Aldo is an extension of my character. He has dry humor, that will leave you no choice but to wet your pants. He won't pick up the dry cleaning bill though. In fact he suggests that you read this story only while on the toilet, or better yet, in a public swimming pool. Everyone pees there.

For the time being you can check out the Nick Aldo Mystery - Escaping The Rain for only 99 cents. Why so cheap you might want to know? Oh you don't. Ok Cool. Oh you changed your mind?

The answer is simple. Like Bums and Obama I believe in Change.

Ok Funny Guy, I've heard enough take me to your book CLICK HERE

Sincerely, <--- I hate this ending, I'm not really sincere cause I don't know you.

Thanks, <--- No, not this one either, what am I thanking you for? If you bought the book than yes, I could see it, but what about those that don't? I sure don't want to thank them.

Hakuna Matata, <--- It means no Worries!

Jeremy Drummond


Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Open For Business

Welcome to my blog. I hope you enjoy yourself. I invite you into my world. For those who don't me, ask anyone, they will tell you that I am a riot.

Lindsay Lohan went to jail today. I hear she will pen a book while she is serving time. I believe it will be called "Lindsay Lohan My 14 Days Behind Bars".

There are a lot of people that want to know how to write Lindsay Lohan while she is in jail. I took the liberty of digging all that information up for you.

Lindsay Lohan Booking #2409752
Century Regional Detention Facility
11705 S. Alameda Street
Lynwood, CA 90262

Tell her @Imsocelebrity helped you find her and said Hello.